Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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