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so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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