your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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