ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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