You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
