Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
