So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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