what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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