she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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