actually, I'm a sock model
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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