the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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