Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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