office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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