I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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