We're like a lot better than the average bears
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i will never coherently bang her
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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