So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We had sex on a dog bed..
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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