Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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