Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
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Oh Jesus.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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