we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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