I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Randomize
