I love black thongs
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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