So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
me + whiskey = a bad person
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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