so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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