Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
It was like getting head from an anaconda
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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