Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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