They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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