He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
