I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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