would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you didnt know i had herpes?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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