she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Sorry about my life...
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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