Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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