we're blogging at a bar
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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