Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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