Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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