Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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