no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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