How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
