Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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