plz talk dirty to me
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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