There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Randomize
