idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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