He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
tell me about the eggs
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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