The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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