What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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