ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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