She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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