How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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