Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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