So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
this will be a night to untag.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Randomize
