i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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