So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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