Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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