You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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