FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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